one of my schoolmates: harry potter is for children
    me: wingardium levifuckyou
"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed"
- Happy birthday Ernest Hemingway, b. on this day in 1899 (via penamerican)

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unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

(Source: gameofbooze, via bowdown-to-castiel)